Skip navigation! Story from Sex. You know those sexual encounters where something so undeniably hilarious happens that you and your partner both end up laughing hysterically?
Here, 11 writers share their most agonizing, embarrassing moments as year-olds — along with photos of themselves at that age. The thing about being 13 is that just existing is so soul-crushingly mortifying that you will do absolutely anything for approval. Theo and Cecilia end up perfectly fine.
Feel free to send in your stories guys! At that time, my boyfriend pulled out and came to his own dad talking. It is painfully embarrassing but one night I had a couple of drinks and met a girl, so we ended up going back to mine. After a while of going down on her I came back up for air and told her I was going to the toilet quickly.
Ah, high school and middle school. For some, they are the best years of their lives; the glory days where their whole life is ahead of them and everything's just peachy keen. Well, thankfully for all those voyeurs out there, the general hivemind of Reddit got together and shared all of the most embarrassing moments from that time in their lives.
Halloween is a time for dressing up in a crazy costume, watching scary movies, and eating copious amounts of candy. If you're an adult, it's also a time to go to a party, hook up with someone, and leave red and blue streaks of makeup from your Pennywise clown costume all over your hookup buddy's mouth, neck, and bed. If your costume has ever low-key cockblocked you like this, don't worry, you're not the only with an embarrassing sex story from Halloween.
We've all been through some embarrassing experiences when it comes to sex and although I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time - it certainly provides for a good laugh now. Below are some of the best, most embarrassing sex stories I've come across that was definitely worth the read. Although we had privacy with the door being shuthaving sex with my mother in the next room was still risky a business.
One time, I met a guy who told me, "If you don't laugh at least once during sex, you're doing something wrong. While I don't know if that's necessarily true, I do know that more often than not, ridiculous things happen at some point during sex. I mean, when you're that close to someone and dealing with unpredictable bodily functions, how are you not going to have some slip-ups?
When you break down masturbation to its basic elements—privacy, a little bit of inspiration, some elbow grease, and hopefully a modest cleanup routine—there's obviously nothing to be embarrassed about. As something of a public service, VICE asked several self-identified self-pleasurers to share their most embarrassing masturbation stories. Because whether or not you consider yourself skilled in the area of dialing the rotary phone, shakin' the bacon, or whatever euphemism you prefer, you probably didn't start out as a masturbatory pro.