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Waluigi has gamers eating out of the palm of his hand. Waluigi can start a movement without saying a word. Waluigi has Big Dick Energy.

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When Mario's nipples made their debut appearance in a Super Mario Odyssey trailer in September, the world lost its goddam mind. But this parcel of partial nudity was actually pretty tame compared to reveal of Mario's more private region in the late '80s. That's right, Mario's penis was put in print in in a Super Mario manga series that ran from '88 to '

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And thanks to the shift of his shorts as he twists to make the play, there appears to be a bit of a bulge. Players immediately latched onto the idea that yes, Luigi is packing. IRL tennis rackets are approximately 28 inches long, a measurrment that can be translated into pixels, based on the number of pixels used to render the racket in the photo.

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For many people, the question of whether or not Mario has a penis is moot. These beautifully small-minded souls either assume that Mario is a doughy little man, and so of course he has a penis, or they think that he is a fictional character designed to entertain children, and so of course he does not have a penis. But for those among us who have spent many hundreds of hours occupying the corporeal form of the tiny plumber, the question of his sexual organs is no small matter.

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In this case, the death is a sort of agonizing melt into a viscous, gray-green goo. The death animation here is uniquely humiliating: Mario writhes, momentarily, before sinking into the abyss. The last thing you see is his little red hat, sinking down just above his gargling, desperate body.

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Nintendo fans were left shocked and upset today at the astonishing disclosure from adult film star Stormy Daniels that US president Donald Trump's penis looks like Mario character Toad. In a salacious excerpt from her upcoming book Full Disclosure published this morning by The GuardianDaniels described the leader of the free world's manhood thus:. Now, clearly, this was a lot for some Nintendo fans to take in.

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