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We will open the book, Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?

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I know, every year, they go by faster, and the babies born around the turn of the millennium already turned legal this year — SOS. But because we can't stop the clock, we might as well let the good times roll. And what better way to do that than with some funny jokes to make sure you start the new year off on the right foot?

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New Year Jokes -: What life would have been without laughter? I think totally weird and almost impossible. How one can be serious all the time?

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Every New Year brings a chance to mark the passage of time, reflect on the pastand embrace the future. Some of us celebrate the occasion by partying into the wee hours of the morning; others struggle to stay awake to watch the clock hands move past twelve. We make resolutionsonly to break them; we promise to do better, try harder, be better, but oftentimes fall short as life gets in the way. The humorous quotes below, though, will help you start the New Year smiling.

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We did it, you guys. The year is finally coming to a close, and it's about time to welcome January 1 with open arms. While the holiday will likely prompt sentimental posts from family, friends, and all the other random people you follow on social media, we say ring in with funny New Year's Day memes.

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It's as much a tradition as watching the ball drop: making promises to oneself which will later also be dropped. And yet, year after year, we continue to make these resolutions in the hopes that this new year will be different. Unfortunately, the only thing that's really different IS the year.

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The other asked, "Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call?

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How many of you will be spending New Year's Eve at home with your pets? Please keep your pets safe on New Year's Eve! People like to celebrate with fireworks and bottle rockets.

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. It's officially New Year's Eve, you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year. All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners.

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The best new year jokes Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. Vote: share joke Joke has

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